They're back, pitches! Loved the first film? Like doing daft quizzes when you're supposed to be doing important stuff? Well, here's another one for all you procrastinators out there! Which Pitch Perfect 2 character are you?
Beca was like, totally too cool and alternative to get involved in something as lame as a cliquey acapella singing group at the start of the first movie. Naturally she gets dragged in, takes control of the Barden Bellas' set list, and helps them win the ICCA finals. If you're usually cast in the role of rebel, you're Beca.
Are your one-liners the stuff of legend? Can you polish off an entire cheescake faster than the Tasmanian devil? Can you smash the high notes on karaoke nights and bust out awesome street dance moves? Do you routinely bag incredibly hot guys? If so, congratulations! You're Fat Amy, pitches!
Think about sex alot? a bit tame? Confused about whether you start stuff on or after a count of three? Addicted to Keeping Up with the Kardashians? Then you're Stacie, the Bella whose hobbies are cuticle care and the E! network.
The second in command who spots the real talent, Chloe is the nice one who recruits new members for the Barden Bellas. She had her nodules removed in an operation which took her voice down a few octaves to a deep, rumbling bass. If you're a redhead who routinely rocks the low notes, you're Chloe.
Bit of a control freak? Likely to hurl when the pressure's on? Then you're Aubrey, the former leader of the Barden Bellas. Although this might sound bad, it's actually not. Aubrey's stubborn but she did swallow her pride and hand the mantle over to Beca, a massive act of self-sacrifice which led to the Bellas winning the 2012 ICCAs.
Does everyone else sound way too loud most of the time? Do you speak really quietly and then shock the hell out of everyone by beatboxing like hip hop royalty? Then you're Lilly, the kooky shy soprano who says all sorts of random stuff and 'did a turn at county' jail. It's always the quiet ones!
Date Posted: Friday 15th May 2015
Author: Yazmina Wallace
